I have a cold. It's making it difficult for me to hear clearly. Can you guess what I misunderstood in my conversation with Linus?
L: Guess what we learned about in school today, Mama.
Me: Ooohhh, something fun, I bet! Tell me.
L: Incest. (Army starts laughing because he knows I must have heard it wrong)
Me: WHAT?
L: Incest.
Me: WHAT??? (Army is laughing hysterically at this point)
L: Incest. You know.
Army: Tell Mommy what that is.
L: Bugs, Mommy. Bugs.
Me: Army, did she say insects the whole time?
Army: (laughing) Yep! But I knew what you heard!
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OMG! That is hilarious!
I was PRAYING it was about bugs!!
I don't think they learn about incest until Jr. High. Then they learn all kinds of things.
Start worrying if the start teaching insect incest. Then your in trouble...
rofl!!!!!
I can only imagine your horrified expression!
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