L: Daddy, do you have a cockulator?
A: (big eyes) A what?
L: A cockulator.
A: I don't know what that is.
L: Yes you do. You have a black cockulator.
A: Well, if I have one, why did you ask? And what is that anyway?
L: Ugh! A cockulator. You know Daddy. A cockulator is a cockulator.
A: No, I don't know Linus. What does it look like?
L: A cockulator has lots of numbers on it.
A: Oh, a CALCULATOR! Linus, can you say calculator?
L: That's what I said Daddy, a cockulator.
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Thanks to those who have left paint ideas. I appreciate you input. I'll grab some paint chips this week and check them out.
1 comment:
Oh my god. I just blew sweet tea out of my nose reading this. Hilarious.
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