How do you know your husband deals with gross bodily functions at work all day and has become immune to the vulgarity of them?
When your child has a serious pukefest spewing from the mouth and nose, and your husband cleans her up with his right hand while finishing a sandwich with his left! Ewww! It was Lolly, so it was just a massive formula puke, but still, he could have done it with Linus too. EWWW!!!
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I work in home health. I have been known to give the young boy I take care of an enema with my cheetos laying on his bed.....don't want to miss a chance to get one in my mouth.
O.K. both of those are absolutely, seriously disgusting. I think I just may puke myself now ;)
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